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How to make a stain - NEW!

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Topic: How to make a shit stain - underwear

Details: This brief tutorial will cover the steps involved in making a shit stain. There are many types of shit stains possible but only the type known as the "Skid Mark" or "Bacon Strip" will be covered

Difficulty Level: 1 turds

Target Audience: For 99% of the general population this lesson will be a refresher.

Procedure: Begin by eating something that is likely to to cause your body to produce soft or runny feces. This differs by person but Mexican food will likely work for most people. Next, wait until you feel a bowel movement coming on, then wait a little longer. When you can't hold it any more take a dump but DO NOT WIPE afterwards! It is absolutely imperative that you do not wipe your ass at this point, in fact you should try very hard to not even clench your cheeks before putting on your underwear. Now put on your underwear and find a hard chair and sit down on it. Lastly, wiggle around on the chair being sure to shift from side to side so that your drawers absorb the majority of the shit from your ass crack.

Final Note: Enjoy your new stain and be sure to post a picture of it and all of the dirty details at RateMyStain.Com!

Hint: Maximum stain effectiveness will be achieved when using "Tightie Whities" as the undergarment.


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